Title: Ep.083 — Who in the F*ck is John Kiriakou? — Lost Aux Medi
Show: Lost Aux Media
Date: 2026-02-18
URL: https://youtu.be/Ao9gaUkuBxc
Duration: 1:36:00

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[00:10] Welcome to Lost Docs Media. This is a podcast that makes you take a second look at what you just watched. As always, thank you for joining us on this fine and lovely Wednesday. Speaking of Wednesdays, new episodes of Lost Docks Media are posted every Wednesday. So, be sure to stay on the alert for that. Subscribe, like, comment on the episodes, let us know what you think about them. And always make sure you hit the notifications uh when you subscribe to the channel because we like to go live here and when

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[01:11] stuff to get into, but like this John Kiryaku, if you guys don't know this John Kuryaku, this is kind of going to be the main subject of our episode today. Our feature story, if you will, big show. >> Um, John Kiryaku is like a former CIA agent gone full whistleblower. Uh, he he was the guy who blew the whistle on the uh torture program that the CIA was using. Uh during the Guantanamo Bay era, you

[01:43] know, ever since 911 happened, pretty much the CIA's had license to do whatever the [ __ ] they want. And when they started torturing people, this guy kind of blew the whistle on the whole thing. If it wasn't for John Kiryaku, to be honest, >> it would still be happening. >> To this day, people probably still wouldn't even know it was going on. They might still be doing it. Like, it's kind of crazy. But that's going to be what we're going to be getting into a little later. But I kind of wanted to talk about the Super Bowl a little bit. More or less the halftime shows, right?

[02:15] Everybody was bugging out over this Bugs Bunny uh doing the halftime show in Puerto Rican or something like that, right? And I'm Puerto Rican. I And honestly, it wasn't even I didn't even care that the show was in Spanish. I honestly didn't. It was a great performance. It was like lively and [ __ ] like that. Only thing that sucked, like I told you when I was watching it, I go, "Damn, they're making every Puerto Rican look ghetto as hell." Like, it's all shaking your asses in the goddamn streets, picking [ __ ] off of trees, and

[02:47] doing people's nails, dancing around with your chunk glass at the goddamn corner store. They had like a bodega there and [ __ ] I was like, damn, dude. They're really really trying to make this like raw, right? Which is fine. That's probably how a lot of Puerto Ricans live. But when you want to like represent, right, you want to represent kind of on the upper echelon in my opinion, right? You you wouldn't want to make a representation of white people, the trailer parks and the white and the poor and the you know what I mean? Like

[03:17] you would want them to be in like suits or some [ __ ] like that. I don't know. You know, you want them to be ruling the world in your performance, right? And then Lady Gaga steps in for like 30 seconds because they got to appeal to the English-speaking Americans a little bit. You know what I mean? They can't just throw them out on a raft with the Spanish performance and go, "See you guys later." You know what I mean? You got to reel them back a little bit, right? So they throw Lady Gaga in there. She [ __ ] represented harder than

[03:50] anything I'd ever seen. I was like, "Yo, Lady Gaga is holding it down." All those Puerto Ricans had suits, nice makeup, they were dancing all nice. I was like, "Oh, this is good." I go, "Those are my people." You know what I mean? I was like, "God damn, those are my [ __ ] people." Um, so, so, uh, I I dug it. I honestly I didn't even, aside from that and making the jokes about it, I really didn't even >> like people were really making a fuss

[04:20] about like Jeff Dye >> was like, "Oh my god, Bugs Bunny's going to play at that's why I made that Bugs Bunny." It's cuz Jeff Dye [ __ ] around and calls him Bugs Bunny >> and he's like, "Bugs Bunny is going to [ __ ] perform at the Super Bowl." Like, he's not even American. It's like Bugs Bunny's Puerto Rican, technically American. You know what I mean? It's like >> I don't understand how people don't know this. >> Not even immigrant status. Our people were savagely ravished by the Americans

[04:51] and now we we don't need green cards. All right, that's the price we paid and we got something out of it. Granted, you know, the islanders can't vote. I can vote. I'm a Puerto Rican. I can vote. Isn't that crazy? It's because I was born here like a patriot, like a true patriot. Which speaking of patriotism, that brings us on to the next topic. Before we get into John Keryaku, I promise you guys, you guys are not going to want to miss this John Keryaku.

[05:21] Uh, but the patriotism that was displayed at Turning Points halftime show. I don't know if you guys seen this, but that [ __ ] was America, baby. It was America through and through that Turning Point performance. I really was I honestly I I wanted to kill myself watching any part of it. I was like, "This is what they got to offer. No wonder the whites are losing in the culture wars. No wonder the whites are

[05:51] losing. If this is what you're giving us, they had like Look, we didn't even watch that part cuz I skipped right to the kid rock." >> Well, first of all, it was two hours. Thought it was supposed to be the Super Bowl. It's a halftime show. It's like 15 minutes. >> Yeah. I It's like they had it for like an hour, two hours or some [ __ ] It was crazy. I was like, "This is this is nuts." Now you got people You want You expect people to watch this over the game cuz that's essentially what you're doing. You're playing it before and after. You know, >> nobody's gonna >> Nobody's switching over to [ __ ] Turning Point. Like, you know, it's no

[06:24] no red-blooded American is going to turn off the Super Bowl to watch Turning Point. They might do the halftime show. They might be cucked out like that, right? Soon as that 15 minutes is up, they're going back to the Super Bowl. It's not sticking around for turning point, right? They had this one country singer. He was singing this song. He's like, "I just want to kiss my fish and and hug my dog and [ __ ] my truck and why it's so hard to be a conservative American." It was like a crazy like I

[06:56] was like, "What the [ __ ] is even going on here?" And that's Nick Fuentes was making this point when I was watching America First this week. He he was talking. He goes, "If this is what America has to offer like this, if this is what the right wing has to offer," he goes, "I'm switching sides." If if Nick Fuentes, you're going to turn Nick Fuentes into a Democrat off of that goddamn halftime show. That's how bad it was. And we want to I want to touch on this with you guys. Kid Rock's portion. This was just

[07:30] Hey, hey, hey. Not you. We need Kid Rock. All right. Kid Rock. What was the Kid Rock? One of >> I feel like uh Nick hates country music, too, doesn't he? >> I could see that. >> I think he does not like country music. And he likes Bad Bunny. >> He does like Bugs Bunny. I Yeah, he saw the performance. He goes, "I had a good time. I was like watching." I was I was like so [ __ ] happy for Nick Flyn. He's like, "I don't know why everyone was hating." He goes, "I hate the Spicks. I had a good time. I watched it.

[08:01] I had fun. I loved everything about it, you know." He goes, "I wouldn't have sex with none of them. I wouldn't like have a kid with none of them, but I had a good time watching them, you know. Kind of funny to obviously I'm [ __ ] around being hyperbolic. He did not say half of that [ __ ] but I'm sure people will portray it as that, >> you know. But this was Kid Rock's performance, which was this was supposed to be the big finale, right, of the Turning Point

[08:32] halftime show. The [ __ ] This was supposed to be the creme de la creme, right? >> Kid Rock has not dropped any new music in how many goddamn years, >> you know? And if Yeah. And if he has, I ain't [ __ ] heard of it, >> you know? Like so it's like right there your your big draw kind of not even almost not even as like kid rock is always going to be famous or infamous right to a degree as far as relevancy with the youth with the majority right I think Bad Bunny might

[09:03] win that >> in my opinion you know in my Puerto Rican opinion and I hate Bad I I will fight Bad Bunny Now see already we're off to a bad start here because this song is like what 25 years old 30 years old maybe

[09:34] >> this is yes this is for you know Gen X and boomers >> and how funny is it that the Turning Point USA right they go [ __ ] this man we don't want this [ __ ] bad bunny and he don't even speak no goddamn English, right? And then they throw Kid Rock on stage. He goes and you're like, "What is he even saying? That ain't no goddamn English I ever [ __ ] heard." You know what I mean? It's like very funny and ironic. It almost feels like they did it on

[10:05] purpose kind of, right? >> You think? >> Well, I mean, they obviously booked them on purpose, I think. But it makes it it makes you feel like they're memeing themselves on purpose. >> Okay. >> Right. Like this is a meme. This is a meme. The top half of the meme they go everyone bitching about the Super Bowl show being in Spanish. They show a little clip of Bad Bunny, right? And then on the bottom they go, "Meanwhile, the All-American Turning Point halftime show. Bomb the bomb." You go, I don't know what he's saying

[10:35] either. Ain't no English happening here. And wait until you see the performance. The performance is bad, bro. He's old as hell. Washed up. You can tell he's not even singing into the mic half the time. You go. Now we're still lip-syncing in 2026. We're still lip-syncing now. This is crazy,

[11:07] >> bro. He did the WA Gangdom style [ __ ] entrance, dude. You have got to be kidding me. You have got to be kidding me with that. He does the Opa Gangnum style. That's Sai who does that. You know that Opa G. He does that every concert. He jumps out >> and now Billy Isish is doing that now. They're all doing it now. You know, Sai might have started something >> that the world is never going to cure. You know what I mean?

[11:40] Look at this [ __ ] Bro, he's like not even in sync with his own music. Like he's you're supposed to be jumping so when you land it goes like bounding, you know what I mean? He's like jumping in the middle of the beat and all this. Like

[12:12] it's rough for my man kid right now. He's he's doing like he's like taking the microphone and going like and and swinging it around like, "Yo, isn't that cool, guys? I I throw the microphone in the air, bro. Catch it with my hand. Look at that. Watch him. Watch when he does it. Look at him with the microphone. Look at him. >> Oh [ __ ]

[12:42] >> Oh, he takes the hat off. His two peg comes off. He's all bald and [ __ ] He's like, "Oh, Bang. Oh, he's Michael Jackson now. Now he's Michael Jackson. >> And notice this man don't got his goddamn mouth to the microphone right now. And I know what you're thinking. You go, "Alias, it's the chorus." >> Nowadays with people with especially big arena acts, they always got the chorus playing, man. They're dancing on stage.

[13:14] They always got the chorus playing. It's It's bad. It ain't just the chorus. Watch. And this is one of the questions that don't have any answers. >> Uhoh. Mic drop. Literally mic drop. Words still coming out. >> He forgot his own song. >> He forgot his own guy. What is even happening here? He goes, "Nobody's going to notice this." He puts it down for a second, brings it back up. He goes, "My mouth is still moving."

[13:44] All right. So, we got Look at his [ __ ] face. >> Look at this wannabe peiquey blinders looking at >> I forgot. >> He's He you see what I'm saying? He's not even He's He's just running around. >> Yeah. >> And I don't want to play too much, you know? Not. Again, I don't give a [ __ ] about the copyright, but I have a feeling this song in particular would

[14:15] probably get an episode taken down, and we have to be very conscious of this fact. Okay, so let's give it up for Kid Rock over there at TP USA. Good old TP My House USA, right? So now a big a big part of that whole thing, right? A lot of this criticism and [ __ ] was Kid Rock uh not singing into the mic. They go, "Man, you washed up and

[14:47] all that, but on top of this, you're not even singing into the goddamn mic, dude. What the hell is this?" Right? And he goes and where people really called him out was like there's this part of the song where I guess you put he like screams. He's like, "You going down somewhere?" He says like some stupid [ __ ] And people saw it. They were like, "Ain't no way he's screaming that [ __ ] Ain't no way he's screaming that [ __ ] right? So, he does a fullblown explanation video about his performance, right? Like, this is wild. Why even do

[15:19] this? >> Nothing screams I got caught more than an apology video, my friend. >> True. >> That's the time to do an apology video. If you got nothing to worry about, you just go on to the next performance. They don't get it. They don't get my art. You know what I mean? And that's what you do. >> What's up, people? Um, we're here to address the fake news media and all the trolls that are piling on trying to say I was lip-syncing >> on the Turning Point USA halftime to

[15:50] ball with the ball. >> First, I got to say thank you to my DJ Paradigm. >> We saw the lip-syncing. >> Yeah, >> we saw the lipsyncing. You put the mic down for a total of five seconds. cuz I saw you running around like a little fairy on stage. You were lip-syncing. It's not nothing to be Why not just go on there and go, "Guys, I'm old as hell." You know what I mean? Like, I would go I go, "Guys, I'm [ __ ] 62. Like, I'm 63. My my vocal cords I do

[16:21] coke every night, >> you know? Like, I'd be like, "Guys, it's hard be I'm [ __ ] horse every night." You know how much you know how many times I get streped throat off of these [ __ ] [ __ ] You know what I mean? Like I'd be like, "Guys, this is [ __ ] hard." Like, "Cut me some slack." >> We call him Freddy who flew down from Detroit this evening. This Monday night, flew down from Detroit this evening just so we can make this video for you. >> That's how That's how Dude, this is actually more insane than I thought it

[16:51] was going to be. I didn't even watch this. I saw that he had an apology video. I go, "This is going to be good regardless. You flew the [ __ ] DJ out just to have this apology video. What the [ __ ] is this? Just tell them you're old. Just tell them you're old." >> Well, he doesn't want to be old. >> I know. He's got to be kid rock. It's in the name. I'm young forever. I'm the kid. It's like, come on, man. Just be granddad rock, you know? Be crumble rock. I I don't know. Be something. Be

[17:23] you. Just be old. That's what I don't understand. These Well, it's easy to understand. I say I don't understand. It's easy to understand. He's He's been famous for well over 30 years. That's That has to warp your mind in some way. You can't you you know what I mean? You go, I have to live up to that expectation. >> Like you don't realize that the world will just accept the fact that you are a human being and that you are getting old, right? He came from the era where like before the internet that's when he

[17:55] became famous. So like he goes I have to live up to like the facade that the public knows me as right. But this is way we're way past that in 2026. We know everything about you. We can see it all. We can look it all up. We can Hey man, remember this tweet from 2009? You know, it's like we got you. Don't worry. You can just, you know, be old. That's it. >> Hang on. Drink a couple beers. It's all good. Um, so the turning point of that ball with the

[18:25] ball, you know, that song's chaos >> and and first thing is if I was ever going to lip sync, which I wouldn't. >> We saw you. >> That would be the last song I would ever have to bring in the fold to do it to. We've performed this song >> every night on tour since 1998. Since the day it was released. >> Since 98. >> Pointed. So >> since 98, dude. >> Yeah. >> It's 2006. What? So, the song is almost 30 years old. Wait, no. What? I don't know. I'm not a mathematician. I'm

[18:55] [ __ ] stupid. >> It's 28. >> Shoot me. >> FBI, open up. >> They sent me a first cut. We taped it. Then they sent me a first cut and my comment was the sync is off. They were trying to line up. First off, if we would have done it, if we would have recorded it and then and then played like we were singing it, lip synced it, it would have been pi. It would have been pi to line up. It was very difficult for them because somebody clearly wasn't super familiar with the

[19:26] song. Also, when I asked them, I go, you know, Freddy raps that song with me, my DJ, and they're like, he does what? And I'm like, oh no. I'm like, yeah, do we have any cutaways of Freddy? And uh >> and they No, they didn't. >> He wasn't reeling up. No, he didn't even have >> any TV time. >> No, >> sorry. >> I mean, you can see you can see my silhouette. >> So, so they don't have that footage now. It's extremely difficult for them to line up the sync. It could have been

[19:56] done if we had more time. I'm confident they could have got it right. >> What is this line up the sync? What is this line up the sync? What? Your voice wasn't in sync with the drummer who wasn't in sync with the bass player. What is this in sync? I understand that like with with the sound and the audio technics and [ __ ] like that, you have to get like the audio mixer to get the mix right and everything like that, but I don't know what that has to do with you putting down your microphone and words being projected over the [ __ ] intercom system or whatever you want to call it. I don't that's lip syncing to

[20:29] me. If if I close my mouth and words are still being blasted through everything, that's lip. I'm not I'm not saying anything at that. You know what I mean? This guy is He's delusional. Let's give it up. >> He goes on for five minutes. >> Yeah. I don't want to We're not going on for five minutes about this. I It sounds like he explained it all. Yeah. He He goes, "Guys, you caught me cheating. My I had my DJ here. He does backup vocals

[21:01] for me, too. So, that's not lip-syncing. If the guy is doing it live, that's not lip-syncing, you know? It's like, okay, what do you call that? It's like Millie Vanilla. You're Millie Vanilli. Just calm down. You know, it ain't that big of a deal. You know, we can we can move on from it. So, you want to let's get into this. John Kiryaku, dude. John Kiryaku is my guy, dude. He is my guy. And right now, he's going viral like a [ __ ] dude. These John Kiryaku clips are just like insane

[21:33] right now. Like it's it's I I'll give you Should we Okay, hold up. Here's the thing. The the viral clips, they like change his voice and [ __ ] like that, right? >> Is it just to be silly? >> It's just to be silly. So, should we go like straight to the viral and then I show you guys what he's like in real life or should we start? Let's start. We're going to start in real life. I'm going to show you what this guy is like. >> I like starting in real life. >> Yeah. I'm going to show you what John

[22:04] Kiryaku is like in real life. So, I This This interview is a little old. This one's about I want to say maybe four months old or something like that. Let's look when was this posted? Oh, this is three weeks old. I thought it was older than that for some reason. I remembered it being older than that when I was watching it. But, uh this is the diary of a CEO. I'm not too familiar with this podcast because it kind of reminds me of like some crypto bro type like you have the the title is the diary of a CEO. I

[22:35] go I'm not I'm not gay. I I'm not watching that. So, but when I when I started seeing the the viral clips of John and then that's kind of where I'll go, this guy's [ __ ] hilarious, right? I never even heard his real voice by this point. I'm just just seen viral clips of him, right? I go, "This guy's [ __ ] hilarious." So, one of the funnier stories that I saw on the viral clips, I just go, "Okay, where what interview is this frame from?" Right?

[23:07] And I found it. It was from Diary of a CEO. And when I watch this interview, dude, the stories that this guy has to tell, like, so for starters, let's talk about let's talk about some movie type [ __ ] The way he got into the CIA, right, to be a spy, quote unquote, was all right, let's take it from the beginning a little bit, right? He always all his life he was he said that he always wanted to be a spy. Even when he was a little kid, his mom was like,

[23:38] "What do you want to be when you grow up?" He's like, "I want to be a spy." Right? So, from day one, this [ __ ] was like, "The spy is life is the life for me. That's that's it. I'm just going to be a spy." Right? He goes to college for all these like like international affairs type studies like [ __ ] like that would get you into the CIA because that's their whole thing. The CIA is all about like gathering intelligence overseas, doing operations overseas. It's like protecting America. They're investigating the other people, not Americans, right?

[24:09] >> That's the FBI's job is to investigate us. >> So So he's going to school for all that. He ends up getting like this uh this like assignment. The the class that he was in, it was like some sort of like psychology class or something like that. And the assignment was everyone in the class had to follow their boss for where they worked for like a week and then write a profile on them, like a psychological profile on them, right? So he goes, he does his he was working at

[24:41] some regular rinky dink job just to help pay for school and [ __ ] and he writes the profile and hands it in. A week later, the teacher, the professor from the class brings him in his office and [ __ ] just flat out goes, "I'm actually not a professor here. I'm a agent for the CIA and like we think that you would be a great fit for the CIA." Bam. Put just enroll him and everything. Make him go through they make him go through the vetting process, you know, like as if he was applying and [ __ ] But

[25:14] the application wasn't the issue. He already kind of passed that part, right? Now he just needs to pass like the psychological test, the physical test, the background check, the interviews, like to make sure that he's not going to lie to them and [ __ ] right? He passes all of them flying colors. Next thing you know, this [ __ ] straight in the CIA. >> He's like living his dream life. >> It's insane. It was crazy when I was listening to this guy tell his story. Now, he [ __ ] lived his whole career in the CIA. You're talking wife can't

[25:44] know what you do, mom can't know what you do, all this [ __ ] And the stories that this guy has amassed over the years of being in the CIA, they're all solid. Every single one that he tells is the most interesting story you're ever going to hear in your entire life. right now. Pair that with the fact that he is an amazing storyteller and you just have a recipe for viral gold, right? And people just started manipulating the clips and making them all funny and [ __ ] And this guy is just

[26:17] he's all over. He's he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. >> So, I want I want to jump into some of these time codes, kind of let John, you know, give you guys an idea of who he is rather than me giving you an idea of who he is. So, John, please take it away. This is going to be a story that he tells about his wife suspecting him on on the job. Listen to this. >> You know, but it got to the point where I'd get home from a day where, you know, I broke into some guy's house and and planted a camera on a bug and I'd get

[26:47] home and she'd say, "How's your day?" I'd say, "Great." What' you do? Not a darn thing. And then my phone would ring at, you know, midnight and a guy would say, "The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plane." And I'd say, "Uh, Marzy dots and dozy dots and little lambs Ivy." >> Now, this sounds like something out of a movie, right? >> Yeah. >> This is real. This is like what the CIA really like. The movies got it right. >> They want you to say this. >> The movie's got it right, bro. They're sitting there going, "The door opens twice at 12 and closes three times at

[27:19] 1." Like, you know what I mean? And the guy goes, "Mary had a little lamb. The fleece was gray and dirty." And then everyone goes, "Okay, now we have to kill the president of Spain." Like, and that's the It's like actually real. Isn't this [ __ ] nuts? >> Yeah. >> My wife asks what I did at work today. I go, "Nothing." Like a psychopath. That's fine. I did nothing. Meanwhile, he's waterboarding some guy [ __ ] like grabbing someone by the neck and throwing him in a van. You know what I mean? To go into a windowless room.

[27:50] three miles underground like you know never to be heard from again and he just goes home his wife's like what did you do today go just normal normal day that's it >> some paperwork >> absolute psychopath absolute psychopath this guy >> and that means meet me at the yach club parking lot in 3 hours and then I'd leave she's she would say where where you going it's midnight I got to work so I'd leave I'd do my meeting I'd come home 6:00 in the

[28:21] morning just in time to shower and shave and get dressed to go to work. And she would say, "What was her name?" What was her name? This is typical girl [ __ ] Typical girl brain [ __ ] You know, you want to know what's funniest about this whole story that I thought was this was this is why I make this joke. Typical girl brain [ __ ] when he was telling the story about him getting into the CIA and [ __ ] when he first got approached about it

[28:52] and like like before it was all finalized, he told his wife about the opportunity. Not his wife at the she wasn't his wife at the time, but he told her about the opportunity and then from that point he just never could talk about it again. So like she had some >> Yeah. in her mind that he had this crazy job and she's still going, "Well, what was her name?" It go I'd be like, "Bitch, you you don't remember? You don't remember five years ago? I I cannot talk to you about this." Like,

[29:24] what don't you get about that? You know, you still got the girl going, "What's her your wife could fullblown ass know that you're a secret agent spy and she's still going to go, "What's your name?" And when they call you into work at 3:00 in the morning, you go, "Girl, I just murdered like nine people. Like, can I get can I go to bed, please? Can I go to bed?" >> And get dressed to go to work. And she would say, "What was her name?" And I I remember this one terrible time. That's what she said to me. What was her

[29:55] name? The truth is, I had been sitting in a garbage dumpster waiting for a guy to drive by down the alley and throw a bag of documents in. What the [ __ ] >> Ain't that some [ __ ] So now all that you think this guy is out there like and like like [ __ ] doing all the secret Asian [ __ ] >> and instead his wife goes, "What's her name?" He's sitting in a dumpster just in in a dumpster all night. Just sitting

[30:25] there >> in a dumpster waiting for some [ __ ] to just pop open the lid and go and just throw some files in that [ __ ] and that's it. He has to sit >> This is like a movie >> in trash all night, dude. Like, isn't that hilarious? You think this guy is out there doing the like he's hanging on the roof of a car at 90 miles an hour >> and he's just in a dumpster. this in a dumpster ass [ __ ] right here just hanging out and his wife just thinks she that he's out there banging

[30:56] out [ __ ] He's in the dumpster and the liquid trash all at the bottom of the dumpster and >> oh lord. >> He said to me, what was her name? The truth is I had been sitting in a garbage dumpster waiting for a guy to drive by down the alley and throw a bag of documents in. and I stunk of garbage and I said to her, "Do I seriously smell to you like I've been with a woman?" Seriously. So, we ended up getting a divorce.

[31:26] >> I was wondering about that. >> He is the best. He He's the Look at how psychopathic he is right now. He go He goes and and the guy goes, "Oh, you guys like broke up amic." He goes, "No, I I just No, no one's really ever heard from her again." >> Yeah. >> He He goes like that with his shoulders. He go, "Next next question." Yo, John Kiryaku is ser like I I I

[31:58] hold no reservations about anything that this guy says. I believe every word of it. I hope I there's nothing he could say to me that I would I >> there's you can't make this up. You cannot. And then on top of that, he really went to p like he went to prison for blowing the whistle on the >> I mean, why would like he doesn't care. He He's not going to lie. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. He wrote a book about it and everything. And I'm not even kidding. I'm like ready to buy it. >> I kind of want to >> I'm ready to buy it and read the [ __ ]

[32:29] out of it. At least listen to the audio book, >> you know? Like cuz that book has to be interesting as hell. So after he left the CIA and all that [ __ ] he wrote the book. It took him nine months to write the book. It took him like 22 months to get the book cleared cuz you have this is like could potentially be American secrets in here, right? So you have to like to the Supreme Court or the Department of Justice or whatever get the [ __ ] book cleared to even be published >> and [ __ ] So, like, you know, that book

[32:59] has to be interesting as [ __ ] dude. So, the stories. >> What's this book called? >> I don't know. We'll check it out later. >> Okay. Don't let me forget. >> Yeah. No. Well, we Well, we'll we'll even look it up when we finish the time codes. We'll give the audience a little taste. You know, give them a little John Kiryaku. You know, I think we all want to know by this point. If anyone's listening right now, I think that we all want to know what the name of that book is, right? So, let's check this out. This next story, this one's [ __ ] ho.

[33:29] This John Kiryaku is honestly, I'm not kidding. He is my my favorite person right now online. Like bar none. No clvicular, no Nick Fuente. I don't need none of that. No Andrew Tate, >> Tate Brothers. You can keep the Tate Brothers. Give me John Keryaku every time. Matt and Shane secret podcast. I want to see John Kuryaku. That would be >> a epic episode. Imagine Matt McCusker and John Kiryaku in the same goddamn

[34:01] room together. The earth would stop. It would freeze. We would all die. God would be like, "This is not even supposed to happen. Shut it down." You know what I mean? They'd be like, "This is over." >> I think it would be great. >> It would be the craziest episode of of podcast television. Because that's essentially what you got to call it. >> Tell them to do it. >> I know, right? Everybody, all all 25 of you go right into Matt Shane's secret podcast and be like, "Hey guys, hey guys, get get John Kiryaku. Get John

[34:31] Kuryaku on, please. I'm begging you." >> He would Would you think he would do it? >> John Kuryaku? >> Yeah. >> Oh, John would go on any podcast that would have him. He would tell this story to anyone who would take him on. >> A thousand%. >> Okay. >> I I'm not going to lie. I'm about to ask John Keryaku if he'll come on our [ __ ] podcast. Imagine me, you, and John Keryaku doing this about Bert Chryser, talking [ __ ] about Bert Chryser. He goes, I was actually, you

[35:01] know, I was actually tasked with surveilling Bert's family for a little while. You know, his dad's a highle lawyer and and you know, he has comes from like a very weird uprising, you know, where his fame kind of just came out of nowhere. think Will Smith might have fingered him a couple times and that's really what got his start, you know. Listen to this one. John Kiryaku is about to tell you his story about how he had to take one for the team over at the CIA. What do you think that might mean? >> John Kuryaku had to take one for the

[35:32] team. Guys, listen to this. >> That stuff happen a lot in the CIA where you have to take one for the team. >> Yes. >> Have you ever taken one for the team? >> No. >> You I'm not sure you're telling the truth. Well, I it came close. >> When did it come close? >> So, I was overseas. I was a brand new operations officer and there was a woman in this foreign intelligence service who was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life.

[36:02] >> The ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life. This is why I love him. He's just going, "There was this woman I saw. I was overseas, you know, she was brown and something about it, she was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my entire life. And that's funny enough cuz because of who he is and his demeanor and [ __ ] and him being a former CIA agent, you go, "Come on, man. You're really just the ugliest woman you ever seen in your life. Chill, dog." You

[36:33] know, that's funny enough as it is, right? He don't stop. He starts twisting the goddamn knife. Listen to this. who was the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life. Like you want to avert your eyes like she came off the side of Notraam. She came off the side of Notraam. You know, you don't even want to look at her. She was so hideous. She was like Medusa. You go when you when when she comes into the room, you go and you turn

[37:04] away. You know, she was like that. I want to avert your eyes like she came off the side of Notraam. She was a, you know, a stone gargoyle with a giant mole right here with a giant hair coming out of it. >> Dude, this guy's crazy, bro. >> And he goes, "Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong." He goes, "I respect all women. Don't get me wrong." I love he goes like a gargoyle off the side of

[37:35] Isn't that >> I didn't even think about the word gargoyle. >> That's so funny. He goes like she got pulled off the side of Notraam as if somebody took one of the stone gargoyles off of the Notraam building and said make that a person. That's what he's essentially saying here. You cannot I mean what poet can put together these types of words like this? I go, "Speak to me, daddy." Whenever John Kiryaku comes on the scene, I go, "Speak to me, daddy. Talk to me, daddy." Like, "This

[38:06] is good." Gargle, he goes with the hair like, and he goes like that with his face. He goes, "It's a hair on the face." Oh my god. Kind of ugly. So, so I took her to lunch and she was very nice. And then I thought I did something kind of gutsy by C CIA standards because it was early on in our relationship. I invited her to go to lunch on a Saturday. Now, as a rule, the people in this country were not allowed to

[38:37] socialize with us privately. It had to be like their whole office, you know, or several of them together. So, I asked her just to meet me privately for lunch on Saturday. Don't tell anybody. >> So, she was someone from the Middle East. Yes. And she agreed. And I was like, "Oh my god." She said yes. And I ran back to the office. I was like, "She said yes to a lunch on Saturday alone." And my boss says, "Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to [ __ ] her.

[39:08] >> What the fuck?" >> That what the [ __ ] sound bite, I'm sorry. You might get a lot of it this episode because there's a lot of these moments where you go, "Holy [ __ ] So now John is talking about the ugliest gargoyle that anyone could chisel from rock, right? And now his boss is looking him dead ass in his eye and going, "John, here's what I'm going to want you to do for Uncle Sam." He goes, "I'm going to

[39:40] want you to frick her." You know what I mean? Like he goes, "I'm gonna need you to frick her, John. It's just how it's going to happen. You're gonna have to frick her." All right. My boss says, "Okay, here's what I want you to do. I want you to [ __ ] her." And I said, "What?" I said, "Have you ever seen her?" And he said, "I know, but we're the good guys and you're going to have to take one for the team." And I go, "Oh my god." I said, I go, "Okay, I'll do it." And he says, "No,

[40:13] you're not gonna [ __ ] We don't do that." I said, "I don't know. Oh, I just started this. I've never been an operations guy before. How am I supposed to know? He said, "Come on." He said, "Just develop her like a normal person. You don't have to [ __ ] her." I said, "Oh my god, you almost gave me a heart attack." But they >> the ugliest woman he's ever seen, dude. They're already So now you already know the CIA. This is just a bunch of frat boys in that [ __ ] He goes, "This is what I'm going to need you to do, John. We're all going to come on this biscuit,

[40:43] right? And the last person to come on the biscuit is gonna have to eat the biscuit, right? This is a race that we just This what we call the soggy biscuit over here at the CIA, you know? He goes, "And then after you going to do like it's like they're just literally frat guys over at the CIA. This is crazy over that." He goes, "This what I'm going to watch you do. I'm gonna want you to [ __ ] her." All right. I'm gonna want you to [ __ ] her in her ass. You know, that's in the Middle East. That's a sign right there. That's how

[41:14] you know that they fall in love with you. Just pop it in their ass, >> you know, cuz over there that's that's haram. So if you know they let you get away with that in the eyes of God, you feel me? All right. Look, this was this one's funny. Listen to this. This is John talking about uh whether he's killed people or not in the service. >> You know, >> he's killed some. >> You never know. Listen to this story. killed everybody else. >> Have you ever killed anybody?

[41:44] >> No, thank God. My children asked me that. And I told them very proudly that I have never taken any action that resulted in the death of another human being. There's one kind of half exception. Just one kind of I love how he does that. He goes just >> kind of cheaters on the border. >> Just one little, you know, one of those. Nothing. No crazy. No big deal. Now, this one's an This is actually a very interesting

[42:15] story. All jokes aside, that this right here, that little with that one little half except that's really the funniest part of the story. The rest of this is very interesting. Listen to this, guys. You guys are want You guys are not going to want to turn away or or stop listening to this. Check this out. >> And I think about this all the time. In 1993, I guess it was. I was sitting in the morning meeting. I

[42:47] told you earlier that every unit meets every day at 9:00 and you just talk about what happened in the country that you cover overnight. Was in the morning meeting and the secretary came in and she said, "John, General Powell is on the phone for you. Call him Powell." I said, "General Powell? How does he know who I am?" and she said, 'I don't know, but he asked for you by name. My boss is like, well, go answer the phone. So, I went to my desk and I said, 'Good morning, General Powell. This is John Kuryaku. And he says, John, if the

[43:19] Iraqis were going to kill the president, who would actually be in charge of that operation? And I said, well, if you're talking about the attempt to kill President Bush, George HW Bush, he had been visiting Kuwait. I said Kuwait operations are run from the Iraqi intelligence services Basra station but Basra station is headed by um Saber Abdulaziz Adori the director of the Iraqi intelligence service he says

[43:49] where does he sit I said Baghdad where exactly in Baghdad I said if you hold on a second I'll look up the address so I looked it up I gave him the address he says thank you and he hangs up the phone I go back in the They were like, "What did he want?" I said, "He wanted to know about Sabrai and the attempt to kill President Bush." Like, "Okay." Eight hours later, we fired 47 cruise missiles into Iraqi intelligence service headquarters. But by then it was the

[44:20] middle of the night in Baghdad and we killed the janitor. So the next day I said to my boss, I killed >> Isn't that actually insane? all that intelligence and you don't take into effect that there's like a time zone difference. >> Yeah. >> When you're when you're firing 47 imagine how much money 47 cruise missiles cost. Cruise missiles I'm pretty sure are the ones that come off of like ships, >> right? Like I'm pretty sure those are the ones like getting fired out like

[44:50] that. Imagine or or maybe cruise missiles are the ones coming off the planes. I don't know. Either way, they can't be [ __ ] cheap. You talking like imagine if each one cost a million a piece to produce and manufacture, right? You just wasted 47 million to kill a goddamn janitor. Now, let's say they don't cost a million a piece. Let's say they cost a hund,000 a piece. You just wasted what? $4.7 million killing a goddamn janitor. It's like

[45:22] that's crazy, right? Like how do you not get the time zone difference, right? I think that would be the president's issue. >> Yeah. It's like actually nuts. And that that's what he's talking about. His one little half exception. He goes, "I was kind of responsible for killing the janitor." It's like not really. >> The guy asked you a question, you answered it. You didn't know what the [ __ ] he was going to do. Like how would you know that? >> Yeah. >> You know, and then on top of that, what are you going to do? Say, "No, Mr. Powell. I think people will die." It's

[45:52] like, you're going to give them the [ __ ] goddamn address and you're going to shut the [ __ ] up. or they're gonna throw you in a goddamn windowless room, start waterboarding your ass. Because I bet you at that level when you start doing like insubordinate [ __ ] like I refuse to do that like it's not moral or something like that. They probably go, "Okay, well we're going to take this as treason and they [ __ ] like throw you in some crazy high." >> Isn't that essentially what's happened to him? Well, uh, what they did to him was they tried charging him with

[46:23] espionage because he blew the whistle on it and they tried basically being like, "You gave away US secrets and [ __ ] right?" But he was like, "Well, what you guys were doing was illegal as fuck." Like, you know, so that's kind of like how he skated on that, you know? >> Right. But I'm saying it's kind of the same like >> essentially. Yeah. It kind of be like around the same thing. But yeah, that's him, dude. Then listen to this. This last one, this last one kind of doesn't even really have to do with him. This is more like like how crazy Israel is, bro.

[46:55] Like, so you know how right now everyone is very critical of Israel, especially with the young demographic. Like these kids coming up like really do not [ __ ] with Israel from the right, from the left, all of it. Right? >> Like you got conservatives going, "We're sick of supporting their asses and they're always getting us in trouble." Right? And these are the young conservatives. So they're going, "We don't want to [ __ ] keep dropping money and getting involved in their [ __ ] foreign affairs all the time because we are their greatest ally or whatever." Right?

[47:26] And then you have the left who's going they're committing a goddamn genocide in Gaza. Like they're practically trying to kill all the [ __ ] Palestinian people out there and it's just not right. So right now it's like the as far as like the western world, nobody's on Israel's side, whether it's the right or the left. It's kind of crazy, right? So a lot of that is due to the fact that people have so much access to seeing all of these like war crimes and things happening in the Gaza Strip online. Tik

[47:59] Tok being one of them before America made China sell it to us and then gave it to a Jewish guy. You know, ain't that crazy? Ain't that crazy? A little crane. Uh, no. So, right, like and that's not even a joke. A lot of people are reporting a lot of criticism when it comes to pro Palestine [ __ ] on Tik Tok. Very ironic, right? But uh what I wanted to touch on was him talking

[48:29] about his dealings with Israel and how like dude he was I forget if this time code is gonna cover it. So if I spoil this a little bit I apologize. He was telling one story during this interview about how like when he was in the CIA and he got promoted to be able to do like briefings to other officers from different organizations when they're coming to the building whenever he was told by his boss on the first day anytime that people from Israel are coming they're not allowed in

[48:59] the building. You have to meet them like like miles and miles away from the building. And the reason why it was because they're constantly trying to spy on us. He was saying that like when they first would come around, they would always try to bring gifts, like something to to give as a gift to the office. And with it being the CIA building, everything that comes in from the outside, they x-ray. And he said every single time they would find it completely bugged, jam-packed with years

[49:30] and years worth of batteries. So like the thing could just sit stagnant and be recording for years. And he said they tried to do it every single time that they tried to get entrance to the building. >> Wow. >> So it led to the CIA, which is our this is our our biggest ally. This is our greatest ally. Apparently, our own central intelligence agency, will not let those [ __ ] in any of the CIA buildings in the entire country. They're not allowed in the

[50:02] [ __ ] doors because that's how much they try to [ __ ] spy on us every time. And it goes even further. He starts talking about how crazy these [ __ ] are when they're like in operations. Like they'll just like they go, "Oh, the scientist is where?" Okay, we don't worry about innocent lives. Level the block. They just level like the whole [ __ ] like they he was saying that their their intelligence agency does not care about none of that [ __ ] when they're operating where like ours kind of has to and if we're gonna kill

[50:34] someone granted we don't always get it right we have a lot of drone strikes that we killed civilians with don't get me wrong but it's part of our policy to mitigate that as much as possible Israel doesn't even according to him Israel doesn't even consider it they just go if he's there just take out the whole block you can't miss when You just get the whole block, right? >> Bombed the apartment buildings where they lived. See, >> listen to this. >> Killing people. >> They killed everybody of any import.

[51:05] They essentially decapitated Hezbollah. And then the ones they didn't kill in that operation, they bombed the apartment buildings where they lived. See, this is the thing, too, about the Israelis. If they want to kill you, they won't they won't like just do a close-in hit. They'll blow up the entire city block where you live. They'll kill a thousand people just to get you. And they don't care. And then then they say, "What are you going to do about it? You going to go to the International Court of

[51:36] Justice?" >> Do they Do they really do this? >> Yeah. Uh-huh. >> Did Did you ever interact with them? >> Yes. >> Oh, I think he's I think he's going to tell the story >> about about them not being allowed in the building. Let's see if he goes through with it and then we'll move on. you find them to be >> miserable. My very first briefing that I ever gave as a junior analyst was to the Israelis. >> My boss said, "Okay." He says, "You're going to give your first classified liaison briefing." So, it's going to be

[52:07] the Israelis and there are a couple things you should know. I said, "Okay." He said, "We don't allow the Israelis into the building ever." I said, "Why not?" He said, "Because they spy on us." Not only do they spy on us, they would always bring gifts like, "Oh, we brought this wonderful gift for you." And there you every every time somebody tries to bring something in, you have to x-ray it and it's got like listening devices and it's packed with two years worth of batteries. We're like, "You guys, you have to stop doing this. Every time you come here, you try to bug our conference

[52:38] rooms. You got it's bad form. You have to stop doing it." And then they're like, "Oh, okay. Okay. We knew you would find it. We're just kidding. Come on. So, we have to meet them. >> We're just kidding. We're just kidding. But if you didn't find it, we wouldn't just be kidding about keeping all of the recordings that we, you know, and using it against you in any way we possibly can and, >> you know, next time you need something, we can, you know, twist your arm about it. It's like that is the cra to the to be an ally. Like, everyone spies on each

[53:08] other to a degree, right? It's like that's that's just the way of the world. Like people don't realize it, but that's it's been happening forever, right? I don't know if it was this interview or another one, but I heard someone when they were interviewing this guy talking about how like even when America was like like uh the United States, not like when America was first discovered, but like when the Revolutionary War happened and then we became America, right? Even around that time, the the start of our

[53:39] country, we would send people back to Britain to spy on their industrial [ __ ] uh industry like their to to like get like uh se like uh secrets about like different inventions or different things like that just to strengthen like what we had going on over here, right? It's like so company or companies countries do that to each other all the time. Even if it's at like a really really small scale, they'll just be like, "Go find out how they're doing that over there so then we could

[54:11] do it over here too, right?" Yeah. You know, it's like just the way of the world. >> Yeah. >> But >> to be like you're you're the United States and Israel, that's the thing that that that our politicians still try to sell to us. They go they really are the best ally that we could possibly, you know, have. and their intelligence really like those [ __ ] are very good at spying. Very good at spying. So like that's what the veil that they try to sell the support on, right? But even

[54:41] this guy is saying like how how good of allies are there? They're they're constantly trying to [ __ ] with us and spy on us. Like that don't sound like that great of imagine if your girlfriend was like that to you. Your wife was like that. Your boyfriend was like that. Right. Right. >> You'd be like this isn't healthy. I ain't [ __ ] with you no more. Eventually, you break up, right? Not us. We just we just hang out with Israel. Just like, "Yo, all black eyes and everything. America's just hanging out with Israel. I'm telling you, there he's so much nicer when he's like behind

[55:12] closed doors. You guys just don't get him >> form. You have to stop doing it." And then they're like, "Okay, okay. We knew you would find it. We're just kidding. Come on." So, we have to meet them miles away from headquarters. in a place that we rent. >> So >> that's crazy. That's actually nuts. We have to meet them miles away from headquarters, bro. Imagine that's like when you were

[55:42] growing up if if like you're a girl, right? And the only reason I know this cuz I was the guy in this situation, but like you're a girl and like the parents don't like your boyfriend and they go, "He's not allowed in the house." You know what I mean? And but you're still going to hang out with the boyfriend as much as you can, right? You might you might sneak them in when the parents aren't home, something like that. This is kind of like that situation, right? These guys have to be met all the way at the clubhouse that they rent miles and miles away, dude. Isn't that insane?

[56:13] Let's give it up for Israel and [ __ ] John Keryaki. John Keryaku is the [ __ ] man, dude. But I want to show you guys some of the viral clips that like I'm telling you when when you like when you when you like change his voice and [ __ ] like that and like uh I'm going to go to like the very beginning like the first ones that I saw. So like when you change his voice, you add a little bit of

[56:45] background music to it, right? and like slow it down, speed it up at times. It adds this effect that it just takes you away, bro. It takes you into like a whole different dimension. Like people are seeing like, yo, what is the CIA, bro? Like, you know what I mean? Cuz they listen to his stories and they're like, this is crazy because the voice effects, it like really makes you think like the CIA is like a movie and you go, what is this movie even about? You know what I mean?

[57:16] And you go, I don't even know what this movie is about anymore. It's kind of crazy. >> We end the conversation. I go back to the embassy. I read a cable. I said, >> he's gay. I'm 100% sure he's gay. >> I just knew he was gay. Oh, I I just >> It was a vibe. >> Okay, so >> it was a vibe. >> Dude, tell me that does not make this hilarious. >> How did you know he was gay? It's a vibe. It's It was a vibe. That's so hilarious. I said

[57:47] >> he's gay. I'm 100% sure he's gay. >> 100% sure he's gay. Oh, I I just >> It was a vibe. >> So, headquarter says, >> "We want you to pretend that you're gay." >> I said, "Oh, come on, you guys. No, we really need the information. >> You got to pretend that you're gay." >> No, we really need the information. You got to pretend that you're gay. They put the devil horns on him. John K. Dude, when I was seeing these, I

[58:17] was a loser. I went on a binder. After watching like one or two of these, I literally just typed his name into X and just watched as many of these as I possibly could find. I was like, this [ __ ] I was rolling, bro. Rolling watching these in my bed. Like just like holy [ __ ] Losing my mind. And if you're not right now, you're crazy. If anyone listening to this is not absolutely losing their mind, they're nuts. >> Says, >> "We want you to pretend that you're

[58:49] gay." >> I said, "Oh, come on, you guys. No, we really need the information. >> You got to pretend that you're gay." >> I said, "Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it for Uncle Sam." >> So, >> you see the face thing, dude? That is so funny. >> I said, "Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it for Uncle Sam." >> Look at her face. The face is so funny. I do it for Uncle Sam. >> So >> he says, "Why don't you come over to my place some night and I'll make dinner."

[59:20] I said, "Great." So I go over to this place. He made a lovely dinner. And then I thought, "Well, I have to invite him to my place." So I told my wife, "You're going to have to like >> get out." >> So she left. I made dinner. I removed all the pictures of us together. And we had just gotten married. So we had like our wedding picture up and everything. At the dinner, >> he leaned in to kiss me >> and I instinctively backed off and he said, "Oh my god, I'm sorry. I thought you're gay. >> And I said, "Oh, no. I I am >> gay." >> I'm John. >> I'm not into hairy guys. >> The end of >> I'm not into hairy guys.

[59:51] >> And just the way he smiles and [ __ ] dude. These had me dying. Dude, this is so funny. This one's funny, too. Listen to this. just standing in the sandwich line at the CI cafeteria and one of the senior guys from the counterterrorism center came up to me very casually and he said oh hey I'm glad I ran into you I meant to ask you do you want to be certified in the use >> of enhanced interrogation techniques >> and I had never heard that term before this is May of 2002 I said enhanced interrogation techniques what's that mean and he goes

[1:00:22] >> we're going to start getting rough with these guys we're going to start getting rough with these guys you know just the whole [ __ ] deep voice and [ __ ] And he's such a like little mousy kind of guy. He's like, "We just start getting rough with these." >> You're like, "Holy [ __ ] dude. That's like scared right now." >> That and I said, "What's that mean?" >> He goes, "What's that mean?" I love when he does that face. >> Don't get rough with these guys >> like that. I said, "What's that mean?"

[1:00:53] He says he describes these 10 techniques. And I said, >> "I don't know, man. That sounds like a torture program." >> And he said, "It's not a torture program. We got it cleared by the justice department and the president signed it. He says, "Think about it." I said, "Yeah, give me an hour. I need an hour to think about it." I walked out of the cafeteria. I went up to the seventh floor, which is the executive floor. And um there was a very very senior officer up there for whom I had worked 10 years earlier in the Middle East. Knocked on his door, no appointment or anything. And I said, "Hey, I need some advice. I was just asked if I wanted to be trained in these enhanced." >> I like how he like talks all slick. He goes, "I knocked on his door. No

[1:01:24] appointment or nothing, you know, just walked right in." He's like that was just the kind of guy I was on his door. No appointment or anything. And I said, "Hey, I need some advice. I was just asked if I wanted to be trained in these enhanced interrogation techniques. What do you think of that? And he said, "First of all, let's call a spade a spade." >> He said, "This is a torture program. They can use whatever euphemism they want, but this is a torture program, and torture is a slippery slope." >> He said, "You know how these guys are. Somebody's going to be a cowboy. They're going to go overboard, and they're going to kill a prisoner. And when that happens, there's going to be a congressional investigation. Then

[1:01:55] there's going to be a Justice Department investigation, and somebody's going to go to prison." >> Do you want to go to prison? Do you want to go to prison? Huh? Imagine, dude. I wish so badly that he actually talked like this in real life. That would be the funniest [ __ ] thing in the world. I'm trying to find another one that Dude, there's another one. There are other ones that are so [ __ ] funny, dude. I have to find it. This

[1:02:27] one's This one's kind of funny. Hold on. I think it's this one. >> We all huddled. They put him in a cell and we all huddled together and I said, "Listen, I have an idea. We know where he lives and we know that he has he has a safe in the hotel." He he had referenced the safe a couple times. I said, "I wonder if the arms are in the safe." And they were like, "Okay, how do we get into get into the house?" >> So, I said, "Let's just just break in." >> And they were like, "No, can't do it. He's got a living. Can't do it." And I said, "Okay, let's declare an environmental emergency." >> Gas leak. We'll say there's a gas leak.

[1:02:59] and then we'll evacuate the neighborhood. >> He lived in a culde-sac. There were like eight houses. And they were like, "No, can't do it. We don't have underground gas lines here. We use propane." I said, "Oh my god." Okay, get a freaking 18-wheeler of propane. We'll spill the pro propane on the street and then we'll declare an emergency. They're like, "That we could do." So this 18-wheeler comes to the house. We're all at the house by then. There's this giant wheel and I go like this with the giant wheel and I spill all this propane on the ground >> and then we call 115 which is their

[1:03:30] version of 911 and we said, "Oh, there's a big propane spill. We need the fire department." So the fire department comes and they evacuate all the houses >> and then we break into his house. >> It's just so funny that last part. Then we just break into his house, you know? It's no big deal. This is John Kuryaku, guys. Give it up. You got to give it up for John Keryaku,

[1:04:01] dude. If you're not giving it up for John Keryaku, I don't even know what the [ __ ] you're doing with your life, dude. So, that's kind of our feature story. We're kind of going to bring it into uh some other just topics, funny videos, you know, stuff like that. I didn't show you guys. Dude, this is gonna be great. This is actually a very interesting uh little segue into funny videos right here. This song is [ __ ] nuts. Black. Hold up. Hold up. Look at this. This I

[1:04:33] don't know who this artist is, but you guys got to see this video is like [ __ ] insane. Wait until you see the visuals in this goddamn [ __ ] And the song is like nuts. And it's a good one to smoke to you know what I mean? They stole some Samrian technology that allowed them to predict outcomes. And that technology stopped working in 2012. We're going to get into that tomorrow. I find it to be fascinating. I wonder if they saw Charlie Kirk. >> Uh-oh. >> Black Kang, black bishops, black

[1:05:05] players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black Kang, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black Kang, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black kang, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. >> Isn't that awesome? People of the chocolate persuasion. And then to have like all these [ __ ] AI like Candace Ow like she's rapping like this whole song and [ __ ] like in the video. This is

[1:05:36] >> But the dark ages was a time when black people ruled Europe. So when you go into the real history, you'll see King James was That's King James right there. That's Jame LeBron. That's King LeBron right there. Black. He was not a white guy. You'll see his whole lineage of kings, black gang, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black. >> Dude, I'm not going to lie. Candace Owens dancing with a giant [ __ ] head

[1:06:07] like this. I'm like, I got chubby. I got chubby right now. This might as well be ice spice. Black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black Kang, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. Black. >> That's Isn't this song [ __ ] crazy? Black Kings, black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion. That's the best part in my opinion. Go people of the chocolate

[1:06:38] because that's what you do when you listen to a song like that. You like break it down with your friend. People of the chocolate, you know, like that. You like really break it down. You got to let loose. I have no idea who this guy is. >> No, >> I've never heard of him. It's it like I found it. It was Jay Dyer and then I looked at him and he's like a musician and [ __ ] like that, but like I've never I've never heard of this guy before, you know? But that black kings, black bishops, black players that this this whole video

[1:07:09] had me black bishops, black players, people of the chocolate persuasion, black bishops, black, people of the chocolate persuasion who was a homosexual himself who was in love with his sister, Lucricia, who they made the image of Lucricia to be married and that became the Renaissance era. >> Ain't that look a a box of Franzia? fake box of Fronzia she got over here. And look, she's starting to kind of turn into Samuel L. Jackson a little bit over here. You see what I'm talking about?

[1:07:40] >> I see it. I see it. >> She kind of got a little Samuel L. Jackson eye going off of here. She goes, I'm tired of these [ __ ] snakes on this [ __ ] plane. Oh my god. You know, that's uh Jay Dyer, dude. I just That's pretty much it for that. If you guys want to check the rest of that out, uh the name of the song is called We Was Kangs and Queens. I love that. We was kings and queens is the name of that song by Jay Dyer. Dude,

[1:08:12] so [ __ ] funny, dude. Speaking of people of the chocolate persuasion, this is uh the internet's newest queen right here. If you guys don't know, uh this this girl right here is really taking the internet by storm. I mean, I'm trying everything in my power to find this girl, court this girl, and [ __ ] this girl. I like cuz everything about this girl is hot as [ __ ] Like, I saw her as the way she's standing there all like like pissy and

[1:08:45] [ __ ] right? She got these fat old titties all over the place, you know? She looks all pissed off. She's on a train full of black people, so immediately she looks hot. No, I'm just kidding. I'm jo I'm joking. I'm joking. Of course. Of course. >> Look at this. >> NEXT TIME SOMEBODY HITS YOU A [ __ ] you supposed to beat THEY ASS. >> BYE, [ __ ] >> OH, they packed up. >> Go to the next car. >> Uh-oh. What's she leaning in to do right

[1:09:17] there? What's she leaning in to do right there? I don't know cuz look look the way she look. Oh, they cocked her. >> Look, she look mad as hell right now, bro. And you can already tell the way that she was getting ready to lean back in. She's got something cocked. Something real. You know what I mean? Some She's She's got it cocked. Something like that. You know, she's got one in the chamber. >> Go to the next club.

[1:09:48] >> OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HOW THEY ALL ACT. THEY GO, "Oh my," they're all like clawing at the door and [ __ ] That's so funny, dude. That is so [ __ ] funny. She jumped back in, poked her head in there, and then when she said it, she went with her eyes, she like raised her eyebrows and went like like, "Oh my god, I said it. Oh my god." Dude, that's so [ __ ] funny. Look, that right there, that face says it all. She's kind of like sucking her teeth a little bit. She's like, "These motherfuckers." You

[1:10:20] know, people go like that. >> Go to the next club. >> The music, dude. They got the It's all sad and [ __ ] And look at her. Look at her waving at everybody. Bye, guys. While while they're driving by, she's like waving going, "They chimping out. They chimping out." You know, people are saying that now. She's going, "They're chimping out." Oh my god.

[1:10:53] I mean, they are chimping out. Like, this particular group is pretty bad. >> This particular group is pretty bad. This is actually like a like what would you call? I mean, this like >> this seems like not real. I mean, I know that it it's >> Oh, it's real, but >> Oh, this [ __ ] real. This is when keeping it real goes wrong. You feel me? This [ __ ] crazy as hell. >> The music gets me every time. Yo, the

[1:11:23] one girl is like screaming at the top of her lungs. Listen in the background. You hear the girl go like actually screaming. Listen to this. >> Look at her face. Look at her face. Watch. I look I didn't even catch that. Watch her face. >> Her mouth. She just goes, "AH!" LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE. Literally out of nowhere.

[1:11:59] >> She said, "Nigger." >> And you want to know what's funny about it is you can see them all like as soon as they know like, "Okay, we're not getting to this girl." They start laughing. They all start kind of laughing a little bit. You could see the one girl who went ah like she starts laughing as soon as she realizes okay we can't get to the girl right so it's like even you guys like see that it like I'm not saying that every white person should just be calling people you know [ __ ] on the street like that's not

[1:12:30] what you should be doing like of course not right but like they even see the humor in this situation the same as how everybody else does because she very much looks like this like Like she doesn't look innocent, but she looks like a like kind of sheltered white girl and she's clearly scared on this train. A bunch of black people all hang. She probably scared of black people as it is already, right? Yeah. >> And then you guys are all [ __ ] popping off at her and [ __ ] >> She's like, she gets off the train and

[1:13:01] she goes, "This might be my only chance to stand up for myself against the blacks, you know? I'll never get this moment again." She jumps in there. She goes ne and then everybody starts freaking out, right? And then and then next thing you know, she goes, I I reclaimed my I reclaimed my white hood in that. You know what I mean? But even they see that it's funny. Like look at how uncomfortable she looks. She looks so uncomfortable. I

[1:13:33] wonder what she could have possibly done to like get to this. Well, that's got somebody's that has to be out there too somewhere. >> Oh, you know what's funny is like her account, she's out there. I forget if I saved it or not. Hold up. Subway nword cuz cuz her her Twitter's out there now. Like I saw uh her account and she like

[1:14:05] quote tweeted it and she was like, "I'm sorry, guys. I didn't want to get my purse stolen." She like doubled down. You know what I mean? She's like, "Yeah, I had to get out of there. I didn't want to get my purse stolen." Yeah. Look at that. People are saying that she's the queen now. >> She's the subway queen, bro. That's too good right there. I I wish I would have saved uh it coming from her account. If I ever find it, we'll we'll retouch on it because because I She does have

[1:14:36] it. Is this her account right here? >> Oh, no. This is just the person who posted this. Who the [ __ ] is the de? >> Oh, well, let's give it up for the Subway girl, dude. She's another one of the the racist Avengers. You got her, the Burger King crown guy. Have you seen the Burger King crown? >> I saw that, but I don't know about the Burger King crown guy. >> Oh, you've never seen it? >> No. >> Oh god, I'll have to. Now we got to show

[1:15:08] you the Burger King crown guy. >> I thought Yes. >> The Burger King crown guy is rough, bro. >> I saw him down there. >> Well, that was when we typed in Oh, no. Yeah, it was Subway Queen girl. Where is it? >> You didn't go far enough. I don't think it's This is a whole new thread. This ain't even like the same goddamn thread. Here we go. >> All right, guys. For those of you

[1:15:38] watching, listening, this is Ashley's first time checking out the Burger King crown hat guy on the airplane. Check it out. >> Kick that [ __ ] [ __ ] OFF THE PLANE. >> SIR, PLEASE STOP. They're children. PLEASE STOP. >> [ __ ] STOP. >> KICK THAT [ __ ] [ __ ] OFF THE PLANE. >> WHAT IS HAPPENING? [ __ ] >> It's not even the fact that he's saying it. It's like how it's happening. He's like clearly like autistic or having like some sort of mental break. He's

[1:16:09] like all smiling after doing it. They're like, "Sir, you have to calm down." He's like, "I can say whatever I want." You know what I mean? It's like, "That's so [ __ ] funny." >> A Burger King crown. >> The Burger King crown makes it the funniest [ __ ] thing in the world, dude. >> The Burger King crown makes it so funny. And that's why the guy's been so goddamn meme'd. And that's why you see her with like the Subway crown. >> Okay? >> You get what I'm saying? So he's like the [ __ ] the Burger King and she's the Subway queen.

[1:16:39] >> Okay. >> You know, so this is how they're doing it right now. So that's it. That was the that's the Burger King hat guy. Ain't that nuts, dude? >> Yeah. >> That would have been a good segue into that people love the chocolate pu. No, I'm just jok I'm joking. I'm joking. Of course. Of course I'm joking. All right, so let let's check this out. You want to get a little All right, first I'm going to show you this. This is something that I think this is a [ __ ] scop right

[1:17:10] here in my opinion cuz I wasn't prepared for this. When I opened Twitter and I saw this video right here, I was not prepared for this. I felt like this was potentially something to kind of like >> distract us from like the Epstein list or something like that. You know what I mean? Maybe the fact that we might be going to war for Iran or uh with Iran on behalf on behalf of Israel, you know? Like I felt like this really this this

[1:17:40] was kind of like one of those scop videos that kind of tries to take you away from like the actual problems that are going on in the world and just throw really big huge distractions in your face. >> You get what I'm saying here? >> Yeah. >> I really felt this way about this video. Wait until you guys listen to this. >> We're Jewish women with big racks. Of course we're at an anti-semitism conference. We're Jewish women with big racks. We use our assets to combat anti-semitism. We're Jewish women with big racks. We're

[1:18:11] going to blow up Palestine. These Jews have [ __ ] I'm rock solid right now. I'm not This is the one thing that they get they [ __ ] up with every time. Like Israeli baddies are like bad. Like I'm talking you find a hot Jewish chick and she's always like super hot, right? I'm not saying these girls are super hot, but they got huge tits and they're Jewish. It's like >> she could have had hers out more. >> She could I mean, she's trying to do

[1:18:41] this [ __ ] with the shoulder right here. I'm like, "Yeah, you got to throw some effort into that. I'm trying to see them shits like bounce around a little. I'm trying to stick my dick in there and like [ __ ] >> I'm trying to be like, you know what I mean? I'm trying to get in there. And the blonde. The blonde. I mean, tits for days. I'm talking. >> You could suck on those tits for eight days and eight nights. Like the minora. You know what I mean? >> We're Jewish women with big racks. Of

[1:19:12] course, we're the real freedom fighters. >> We're Jewish women with big racks. Of course, people keep coming up to us to ask us for pictures to thank us for our advocacy. >> Thank you for your advocacy, girl. >> Oh, we also know her whole name. Haley Harley Stein is her goddamn name. We need a Jewish sound bite. We have to have a Jewish sound bite. I think I have one here. Hold on. >> I'd be a pedophile for 20 million. >> There it is. Ethan Klein. I almost

[1:19:42] forgot I had that. Harley Stein, dude. New York. New York. Holy [ __ ] I'd like to ste all over those [ __ ] tits, dude. I [ __ ] throw Stein all Steiny all over those [ __ ] T. She's a Steiny. >> Okay. >> Steiny's Well, Steiny's last name is Steinberg. >> Okay. >> Or some [ __ ] like that. His name is Aaron Steinberg. I'm not even [ __ ] joking. That's like his last name is Aaron. It's Steinberg. It's crazy. She's

[1:20:13] Harley Stein. What? Steinbergs. >> She There's a witz at the end of it. There's My name is Harley Steinberg. I got the biggest tits. I'm going to throw them in your face in the I don't know. I wish I could rap better. That would have been a nice start to a rap, right? Harley Stein burger wits. I got the biggest tits. I'm going to shove them in your face like it's algebra. I I don't know. I I'll get there someday. >> We're Jewish women with big racks. Of course, I'm wearing my Star of David and hostage driven. Jewish women with big racks. The restrooms this way.

[1:20:46] >> We're Jewish women. >> What was that? The restrooms that way. >> Yeah. I like where we're going with this. I see her gimmick. She's trying to make hers bounce. >> She's doing that the whole time cuz she wants to distract you from the fact that she has the crazy >> the craziest mole that you ever [ __ ] seen on her goddamn nose. Look at the size of that thing. >> It's insane. Her nose has a whole ass another nose on it. It's got its own rack

[1:21:17] >> in hopes of finding my husband. >> We're Jewish. Jewish woman with big rack. Let's give it up. You think she walks like that everywhere she goes? Like every new room she goes in, she goes like that. T >> bounces around >> tits first. She goes like that. Every every time she walks into a new room, they go, "Are you all right? Are you having like a stroke or something?" She goes, "No, we're just Jewish women with big racks." She

[1:21:50] Oh god, what dumb [ __ ] man. You know, speaking of Jewish women with big racks, we picked up something extra special today. We were doing a little shopping, a little thrift shopping. Right. Right here, I have with me the real complete Jewish Party Hits 40. Yes, this is the official real Jewish Party Hits 40. We found this in a what what would you even call that store today? It was like an antique

[1:22:21] store or something like that. >> Yeah. >> And uh lots of Jews. Um lots of Jewish stuff. Uh Jew Jewish 40 Jewish hits. I found them and we have them here. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. you know, uh, you know, that that will be all. Oh, speaking of juice, check this out. This is a Speaking of Jews, this is very funny. This is actually very very [ __ ]

[1:22:51] funny. Wait until you see this video. You You remember earlier today, I was watching something on YouTube, right? You You walked into to to the room in my own house, all right? And you walked into the room and you said, "What is this on the TV?" Right? You remember that? >> Yeah. >> You remember that, huh? No, I'm kidding. I'm joking, of course. But I was watching Sam Hyde. You remember Sam Hyde? You were like, "Who are these guys?" I was like, "Yeah, [ __ ] You know this. You know this [ __ ] right?"

[1:23:22] So, we were watching Sam Hyde. I showed you a little introduction to Sam Hyde, right? One thing you may not know about Sam Hyde. The audience probably knows about this, but Sam is known uh for like doing these like media swap type situations where he like trolls like the mainstream media. And I'll explain to you what I mean by media swap. So Sam's fans are kind of like crazed and they're very persistent, right? So for a really really long time and they still I'm

[1:23:54] pretty sure try to do this to this day. for a really, really long time, years, this happened. Every single time that there was a mass shooting or a public shooting, so many people would would submit Sam Hyde's photos to the news stations that inevitably one of them would put his photo on there and go, "We've got an image of the shooter." And it would be Sam Hyde just like hanging out with like a gun or something like that, right? He did that [ __ ] His fans did that all the

[1:24:24] [ __ ] time. So that's what I mean when I say these like media swap like little troll moments, right? That his fans would do that [ __ ] I'm talking school shootings, a school a shooting out in a parking lot, >> a school a shooting at a church. His fans would submit his photos so many so many times over it. Inevitably, one stupid news station would not do their research and go, "We finally got an image of the shooter." They put Sam Hyde's [ __ ] photo up there. He's just like holding an AR-15 like just like

[1:24:55] sitting there. They go, "That's the crazy. That has to be the school shooter cuz Sam Hyde has like Where's Waldo?" Wait a minute. Sam Hyde has like has like Where's Waldo glasses? Wait a minute. Hold on here. Wait a minute. Are we going from Red Bar to Sam Hyde? Are we mutating? I turned into Sam Hyde. Imagine right now if I turned into Sam Hyde. That'd be insane. So Sam Hyde's got a new troll. Has to do

[1:25:26] with the Jews. Check this out, >> y'all. I think I might have found something big. This here says, "Mr. Epste would like to see the menu from the pizza place. Could someone send it, please?" And then they send this link. >> Okay. Now, well, let's go back a little bit cuz this is actually [ __ ] hilarious. So, this is an email from the Epstein Files, right? This girl, does this girl right here look like a Sam Hyde fan by any chance? Probably not,

[1:25:57] right? You seen what Sam Hyde looks like, right? He looks like a like a He looks like if somebody dropped radioactive sludge on Where's Waldo, right? He's got those them discs, you know? He really does look like that. He looks like the toxic avenger virgin version of Where's Waldo? It's kind of crazy. And in this email, it says somebody needs to send Jeffrey Epstein the goddamn menu to the pizza place. All right. Now, Pizzagate, right? You're thinking Pizzagate. You're thinking

[1:26:28] they're talking pizza. They're talking child porn. They're talking low kids. >> Somebody's little baby is about to get [ __ ] >> right? You think that and and then they send the link to the menu for the pizza place, right? And the girl goes and she copies and pastes the link because the DOJ did not redact that part of the email, right? What did she find when she opens the link? >> Someone send it, please. And then they send this link.

[1:26:58] >> Are you ready? >> Mhm. >> I don't know if you're ready. I am going to hit the what the [ __ ] boom. All right. It's going to happen. >> Which takes you here. Gross. Mama Mia, this has gotten too spicy. Contact our head chef for special orders. >> Samalo Haido, >> y'all is the horniest bunch of white folks I ever seen. >> Look at this. Look at this [ __ ] So Sam Hyde goes

[1:27:31] sees the the [ __ ] website link right on the email thing. goes to the website link, sees that it's probably no longer in use, checks to see if the domain is still available, buys the domain, adds this [ __ ] to the [ __ ] website, and now every person who has no idea who Sam Hyde is is looking at this and going, "Oh my god, the Epstein list is crazier than we thought it was. Jesus Christ."

[1:28:05] This is like So now this is the greatest troll, dude. This is the funniest [ __ ] [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life. >> This AI picture, he's got a [ __ ] grape crush soda on the on the [ __ ] goddamn >> This is [ __ ] hilarious, bro. Contact our head chef, Samlo Hyde, for any special orders. Ain't no way, dude. So now Sam Hyde is making all these like what people would

[1:28:37] say are quote unquote normies, right? >> He's getting all these people to think that like he's this mastermind head chef who's slinging out child porn pizzas, you know, nonstop. And you get a great crush with every order. You get a grape crush with every order. Dead baby, alive baby, 12y old, 15y old. You want to have a tensome with with nine 17 year olds like clvicular.

[1:29:07] I was waiting for some goddamn reassurance on that. Thank you. >> Sorry. Sorry. >> You brain farted on that. You don't You don't remember the tensome talk, guys? Listen to this guys. We watched a live stream last night with Clvicular, >> right? Someone in this guy's audience, this how you know Clavvicular's whole audience is all little kids. Someone sends a chat in there and goes, "Clavvicular, you gotta have a tensome with nine [ __ ] bro. You gotta have a tensome with nine bitches." Who even says tensome?

[1:29:38] Who even says that but a goddamn nine-year-old kid who's never even heard of sex until somebody told them two minutes ago, right? Like, that's the craziest thing. You got to have a tensome with nine [ __ ] It's like, dude, just call it an orgy or something. A gang bang, whatever. a tense some who the [ __ ] when you get past three or four like I'll say for some right there's three girls and a guy two guys and two girls whatever I don't know you guys I'm I'm preferably three girls and me you know what I mean but but uh what what

[1:30:11] are you going to say past foursome fiveome sixome sevenome eight some that sounds crazy bro you sound like a child when you say that >> you probably are >> but you can make a special order and at and have a tensome with nine 17 year olds with thanks to Sam High. Let's give it up, dude. This is the funniest [ __ ] that [ __ ] The Epstein list, man. >> That's funny. >> The Epstein list, bro. Lot of racism I

[1:30:43] got in my in my uh funny video submissions here. You know what I mean? >> Kind of insane. What do we end on? Oh, we can end on this. This is a good little uh this like a new slur. I've never heard this before. I forget this woman's name. Oh, they didn't put it on there. Oh, wait. Her name is Nicole Curtis. >> She's a uh a host for HGTV.

[1:31:16] Now, judging from the frame of this clip, I would imagine she's the host for like some sort of maybe home improvement show or like, "Hey, we're going to fix up your house, right?" What was the really famous one where they they go, "Move that bus." What was that one? You don't know the name of that? We don't have to get caught up on it, but it's a very famous >> Home Makeover. >> Yeah, something like that. Home Makeover. Like, it seems like she's maybe a host of one of those shows, right? So, right now it seems like she's trying to drill something into like a

[1:31:47] wall or some sort of fixture or something like that for those of you just listening at home. Now, what's going to be the funny part of this is what comes out of her mouth and frustration out of this. Listen to this. >> Why? It's my last one. >> Oh, fart [ __ ] >> Fart [ __ ] She said, "I ain't never heard nothing like it.

[1:32:17] That's actually insanity to me." She said, "Fart, nigga." I go, "What the fuck?" And it's crazy coming out of a little old white woman like that. Like I was telling you, this is like very Cheryl. >> Cheryl Hines, right? That's RFK's wife. She's like a very Cheryl Hinesesque type girl. Like she says it, it makes me feel like Cheryl Hines is saying that. You know what I mean? And I go Cheryl Hines is also saying this word. Is that what you're telling me? >> It's my last one.

[1:32:47] Oh, fart [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is THAT THAT I JUST SAID? NICK, YOU GOT TO you got to can you kill that? >> No. >> Oh, dude. Ain't that some [ __ ] See, this right here goes to tell you you ain't nobody your friend at work like you think they are, right? a job like this, a TV crew job like this. You figure everybody would be like [ __ ] mates and [ __ ] You know what I mean? Like, oh yeah, I'll kill it. Don't worry. We just

[1:33:18] >> It's just, oh, I I you know, we accidentally lost to two minutes of footage. It's not a big deal. You know, we kill it. Instead, there's a whole ass another guy like with his cell phone or another camera just like doing behind the scenes like filming her. It's like, what are you looking at that guy for? I'd be looking at this guy. I'd be like, "Can you kill that, please?" Like, come on, man. Ain't nobody need to know how I classify my ends. You know, whether they're fart or not fart, you know? I

[1:33:49] Nobody needs to know that but me and my ends, you know. This is [ __ ] crazy. >> She threw that. I ain't never heard. >> She knows. [ __ ] my life. >> Oh [ __ ] she's [ __ ] dude. Her just reaction. She goes, "What the [ __ ] did I just say?" It's like typical white girl [ __ ] We know you say it all the time. And here's the here's my point to this, and I think I made this point to you already, is that like people don't just when you're like frustrated like that, you might just say something that's outlandish and weird and stuff, but it's

[1:34:20] always coming from like your vocabulary. It's like a like within your bank, right, that you're using on a regular or something like that. >> Yeah. >> Like I don't just get pissed off and just go, "Oh, aba." You know what I mean? It's like I don't know when the [ __ ] am I going to ever say abbaza. It's like that don't even make sense. Right. >> Right. >> But I might get frustrated and go like oh fucknugget right or something like that which is a very unconventional thing to say fucknugget. Right. Or some [ __ ] So it's like it's like that that N

[1:34:53] is coming from somewhere. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? She grew up hearing that [ __ ] I'm going to tell you right now for Well, thanks for watching. Lost option. No, no, but seriously, we should end the episode. Let's give it up for this girl for the fart N. The good old fart N. I love a good fart N. So, uh, as always, we like to thank you for watching another episode of Lost

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