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A housing development planned by a group of wealthy Muslim professionals in Texas — twenty-five or thirty large houses on an empty tract with a mosque at the centre, marketed to other Muslim doctors, lawyers and engineers. John Kiriakou cites the alarm it caused, up to and including Governor Greg Abbott, as a case study in unnecessary panic.
The Texas Muslim development is a property scheme John Kiriakou discussed in July 2026 as an example of what he considers a needlessly divisive American panic.
The scheme
A friend in Texas had written to tell him about the kerfuffle. A group of wealthy Muslims — most of them doctors — had bought a large empty piece of land and were developing it: twenty-five or thirty giant houses to be built, with a mosque at the centre. They were pitching the development to other Muslims, other doctors and lawyers and engineers and professionals.[1]
The reaction and his answer
In Kiriakou’s account people panicked to the point that the governor weighed in — “Oh my god, it’s going to be jihad in Texas.”[2]
His reply is deflationary on every axis. “No, Dr Muhammad, the brain surgeon, is not going to make a holy war against you.” The development is, in his reading, simply about Muslims wanting to live around other Muslims — and, he adds, they are all millionaires, they are all going to have nice houses, and they are all going to contribute to the tax base.[2][3]
He places the episode inside a category of American disputes he thinks are manufactured: an issue “that is dividing Americans unnecessarily,” which he says he intends to keep explaining in plain English because it is not something anybody should be afraid of.[3]
Sourced from John Kiriakou's on-record public statements. See his profile for the full body of his interviews, podcast appearances, and short-form video.
