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The White House pastry chef
From KiriPedia, the archive of John Kiriakou's on-record words
Based on 1 recorded interview · Last updated
John Kiriakou's former next-door neighbour, a White House pastry chef who was in the building when Donald Trump came to meet Barack Obama four days after the 2016 election, and who told Kiriakou that the president-elect looked sick and looked scared.
The White House pastry chef is a source John Kiriakou cited in December 2025 for a first-hand impression of Donald Trump in the days immediately after his first election victory.
The neighbour
Kiriakou introduced him as his old next-door neighbour from when he was still married, a man who worked as the White House pastry chef.[1]
What he saw
The chef was in the building when Trump came to meet Barack Obama for the first time, four days after the election.[1]
His report to Kiriakou was two clauses: “Trump looked sick and he looked scared.”[1]
The reading
Rall’s interpretation followed immediately, that Trump had never thought he was going to win, and had been running only to enhance his brand, and Kiriakou’s answer was one word: “Exactly.” Rall’s summary was that he was “a dog who caught a car.”[1][2]
Both men had already reached for the same evidence from the other side of the screen: the widely circulated photograph of the Trump family gathered in a hotel suite on election night as the result was called, in which, as Rall put it, every one of them wore the same expression.[3][1]
Kiriakou closed the exchange with a general remark rather than a partisan one, that anyone winning the presidency ought to be frightened, whoever they are, because it is a big job.[2]
Sourced from John Kiriakou's on-record public statements. See his profile for the full body of his interviews, podcast appearances, and short-form video.